1. Automatic Systematic Habit – Garbage – Electronic hard rock dance that mess field day and Shirley is in very fine voice. If this is anything to go by, Garbage made it back. Grade: B+

2. Hurt Somebody – Akon – Lady Gaga left him rich enough to retire, this slice of modern r&b makes me happy he hasn't – Grade: B+

3. M.O.P. – Fela Kunti – 37 minutes of Ray Manzarek like noodling – Grade: C

4. Shake It Out (Acoustic) – Florence + The Machine – Attack of the killer strings – Grade: B+

5. Somewhere Only We Know – Keane – Two more hits and you can spend your life on the scampi and chips circuit – Grade: B+

6. Surfer Girl – The Beach Boys – Best use of the word "undone" in a song – Grade: A+

7. Welcome To The Ball – Rufus Wainwright – Terrific horn laden outro pulls the track to another level – Grade: A-

8. She Wolf – Shakira – Ok, but SIXTY MILLION BUCKS! – Grade: A

9. Superstar – Madonna – I don't get the Maddie backlash, she was always a twerp hit machine, she still is only without the hits. Grade: B+

10. The Golden Dawn –  Damon Albarn – Instrumental clearing of the throat… five minutes more sleep, please – Grade: C

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