Really there isn't better tribute to a gal then to have a sex doll made in your image. Its a dream of mine really, how lovely to be latex. I cant, for the life of me understand why Miley Cyrus is near ready to sue over hers.
"Finally Mylie" sex doll, sold out in 48 hours. THAT is tribute. G'head theres your party in the USA. Wait, this is Mylie! 'My Lie'? wait its not really her right?
Well its in her likeness and shes stompin mad, well maybe not that upset cuz she hasn't had much press ever since that bong thing and Pappy cryin' he done her wrong.
Shes a big girl now in great company; Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian and Beyonce all have their own vinyl vixen. I don't believe any were successful getting their likeness off of these toys. Really whats the difference. The mind is as powerful as the hormones and hell having your way with a cantaloupe could be just as effective if you conjure up an image of one of these lovely ladies… I guess.
"Young, Dumb, and Old Enough for Cum"… what the hell? "She'll take your mic"? How enticing…
I have to make mention and give a high five to the company that manufactured 'Finally Mylie", Pipedream Products. Pipedream Products is like THE business name of the YEAR if not the decade.
Freakin hilarious.
Look I have no problem with 'adult entertainment' and having a sense of humor is vital cuz when you think it out its pretty damn funny. Blow up dolls are rather disturbing but hell whatever floats your boat so to speak. Catalogs are full of disembodied sex organs, why not get the whole enchilada. What would bug me most, is its cost $27.95 on Amazon. UNDER $30 bucks?! Are you kidding me you cant buy a proper sex toy for under $50 but you can slow dance with Hannah Montana for pocket change? That would force a lawsuit, up that cost!.
Look, if you decide to let yourself become a public commodity you get what you get. There's gonna be guys out there biting their lip and closing their eyes and seeing YOU. May as well get a squeak and some coin out of it.
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