If his fellow muscians weren't creeped out by Duff McKeegan befire, this quite should do it: :You're away from your wife and whatever, and I don't fuck around – but there are no women on the bus," he outlined. "All of a sudden, well, your bass player's got long black hair, he's wearing his little sister's pants, and out of the corner of your eye he looks like a hot chick. We call it 'road gay'. We don't actually act on it…"
 

Who Scott Weiland? Axl Rose? Slash? Hot chicks? I think we call this Grandpa gay.