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May 17 Regina Spektor At United Palace Theater, Tuesday, May 15th, 2012 Reviewed
The set was so well paced but it was hard not to be. Regina has so many great songs but is really a schticky chick: she pulls out the Music Hall “Sailor Song” and is as willing to go deep into her Russian roots and pull out a gypsy folkie refrain as an glammy popness or a classical U Turn.
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May 17 And Now, CBGB The Movie
But wow they are really re-launching this CBGB thing full time! A new location, a music festival and now a movie, it is difficult not to see an exploitation of the famous name behind all this
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May 17 Lady Gaga Flesh Dress 2
I’m not quite sure why I am even giving this the time of day, its really just a pathetic attempt at shock cuz it isn’t shocking me. Wear an outfit of human skin then maybe I’ll turn my head- this is just sad and desperate.
Posted 17 May 2012 by Helen Bach  Add comment
May 17 Conor Oberst’s “One Of My Kind” Reviewed
The movie closes with Conors scribbled lyric and him sitting and singing it, “I can’t live here but I’ll I’ll probably die here…” he moans. It is terrific. Better than anything on the last Bright Eyes
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May 17 Jay-Z Endorsing Obama’s Statement About Gay Marriage
There was obviously some part of calculation in Obama’s decision to speak in favor of gay marriage, it was a very good thing to do, but it is a little laughable when you remember the president’s less-than-pro-gay-marriage declaration when he met with pastor Rick Warren in 2008:
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May 17 Doctor Don Henley, Berklee School of Music Gives Honorary Degrees
Should there not be some sense of musical education? Should there not be more than just a boat load of standards? Apparently not. Maybe they were available for graduation weekend so they booked them since there were slim pickin’s?
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May 17 “Dark Shadows” Reviewed (More Or Less)
Musically, it is awesome. T-Rex, Curtis Mayfield, Barry White and of course, the one and only Alice Cooper in a cameo.
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May 17 Lady Gaga Forced To Cancel Sold Out Gig In Jakarta Because of Muslim Protesters
What can I say, these people live in another century, in another geological period, they keep their women under Burkas, so Gaga in full bra may come as a shock indeed. Muslim extremists have the biggest problem in the world with sexuality, as they come just behind the American Santorum-type.
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May 17 Last Post About The Rolling Stones on SNL This Week
Mick Jaggersits on a tiny stage with the Ghost of Rock and Roll Future, upstart hipster frauds Arcade Fire, the pathetic excuse for current Ghost of Rock and Roll Present Foo Fighters, and The Ghost of Rock and Roll Past Jeff Beck.
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May 17 Noel Gallagher Cried Like A Baby
I swore a lot and then I cried like a baby because I’ve never seen anything like that before. It was mindblowing.”
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May 17 Three Years Later, Bret Michaels Settles The Score with The Tonys
There were warning strokes and a mish mosh of other maladies all screaming headlines of the rockers imminent death. The dude was being circled by vultures for months
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May 17 Streaming Services To Get Own Chart In UK… Can US Be Far Behind?
who will be providing the figures and why would they open their books and, how does this effect Pandora, where the music is programed more like a radio? What;s to stop a rock band giving bucks to Pandora for additional airplay which will push them further up the charts?
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May 17 To See Or Not To See? Bon Iver At Radio City (Plus Setlist)
Justin Vernon is a lugubrious bore but his songs can hook you if you don’t have your guard up and while his falsetto at first sounds a form of torture Obama has made illegal against Al Qaeda terrorists (or soldiers: tomatoes, tomartoes), it has grown on me after being inescapable for years
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May 17 Listen Up: 5-17-12
Only The Horses – Scissor Sisters – A loss leader from their upcoming album, this is a disco ballad which takes advantage of Jake’s falsetto on a song that isn’t all there. There is better on the way. – Grade: B
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May 16 Jail Weddings‘ (There’s Nothing Worse In The World Than A) Crying Girl’ Reviewed
it’s so bombastic and theatrical it could be an Arcade Fire tune sung by Nick-Cave-meets-Ziggy-Stardust, whereas its title is so long it could compete with any Fiona Apple’s song.
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Satchmo By Gary Giddens: Seeming To Miss The Plotline

In 1956 MGM released the extremely succesful remake of the Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn, James Stewart comedy “The Philadelphia Story” as a musical with Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly, Frank Sinatra and featuring an all Cole Porter soundtrack. Ergo, class A.
And playing the one man Greek chorus and Crosby’s good pal one Louis Armstrong.

 There are two scenes in Armstrong’s celluloid career that played out like love scenes. One was Barbra Streisand and Armstrong singing “Hello Dolly”, the other Bing Crosby and Armstrong singing “Now You Has Jazz”. Giddins trashes “Hello Dolly” (though not Armstrong in it -he ignores Streisand) and he ignores “Now You Has Jazz”.

The joy of seeing these two titans of popular American music – da Bing and Satcmo, blow this song to smithereens can bring tears to a pop aficiando’s eyes. The pair plan to teach the squares a thing or two about “la jazz hot”. Here they come: “everybody’s singing a ring-ding-dinging that rock, rock, rock, rock rock and roll.”

It’s a joy.

It’s a pleasure.

It’s an honour to witness.

Why does Giddins ignore it?

Giddins is telling a story and its Armstrongs story but it isn’t all of Armstrongs story, it is Armstrong according to Giddins. Giddins is the great former Village Voice Jazz critic and editor so I’m not quite complaining except I had to take my knowledge of Armstrong’s career to fill in the gaps of Giddins narrative.

“Stachmo” flips and flops, it comes and goes, one chapter is about Armstrongs concerns for ”Negro” civil rights and it might span twenty years. But then we are back in the twenties where for Giddins, and to be fair, for me as well, the heart of the story lies. But I’m not writing Armstrong’s biography. If I was I would tell it CHRONOLOGICALLY so I could get a feel for how Armstrong’s life played itself out.

Am I protesting too much. Absolutely I am. I am a huge Armstrong fan and I wanted something to place all the diffrent Armstrongs I love so I could study how and why he changed and with all due respect to Giddins, this aint that.

Look at it this way: how can I complain about the best writing I have ever read about some of the best music ever made. Armstrong’s Hot Five and Hot Seven sessions. It’s hubristic to do so, I realize that. But EXCEPT for Giddins on the music and the personnel, the book aint there. 
“Satchmo” should have been longer. It’s maybe half the length necessary though when you are talking about the greatest American musician of all time  and one of the greatest musicians of all time, what does it matter how many pages it takes?

You take the countries best jazz writer with the greatest jazz musician and you get a clumpy ride. Buy it? Yeah. But then you’ll need a coupla others. One caveat: the discography at the end is very important work from a great jazz historian.

 

All Back To My Place by Helen Bach

You’re all invited to my house next Sunday morning for brunch.

Here’s why… after a semi grueling trip to the gym we unload and shower and hit the kitchen to replace the carbs we just burned off and chug juice like Bruce Jenner.

But the banter is what you’d come for not the soy cream ‘cheese’

It resembles a magazine war room

“OK whattaya got?’ becomes the kick off of what to write about on a Sunday when most of those in the biz are getting pedicures and weaves for tonight’s Grammys

“how about $280. Clapton tickets at the Garden?’…..”how no one has heard of any of the bands on my ipod?’, ‘why does my mom think Pitbull is hot?’….

and then it hits me

We are again completely out of touch AGAIN

Name me the top 5 songs according to Billboard this week

1- keesha

2- lady ga ga

3 that band that sounds like nicklebackstainedshinedown

4 young weezy

5…..

Out comes the lap top and we look and see

ew

But we also notice a pretty interesting trend

WHY THE HELL DOES JUST ABOUT EVERY ARTIST HAVE ANOTHER ARTIST AS ”FEATURED”?

Its Little Rascals “lets put on a show” mentality. Everyone seems to want to sing with a friend. and the match ups are pretty funny

Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce

Trey Songz Featuring Fabolous

Jay Sean Featuring Sean Paul & Lil Jon

Timbaland Featuring Justin Timberlake

Young Money Featuring Lloyd

Justin Bieber Featuring Ludacris (this one is pretty funny)

David Guetta Featuring Akon

That’s just in the top 20. Someone care to explain this to me?

So I pick the most tolerable sounding which would be Ga Ga and Beyonce.

And it seems to me all you have to do to be featured is to shout out a line or two or a verse. Does this increase my chances of a hit? So I can call it a new Beyonce song or a Ga Ga song..like a reversible wind breaker? Personally it seems week to me. Telephone on the other hand is a pretty fun song and the line “I cant text with a drink in my hand’ will be the problem tonight when I’m seeing Shinobi in Boston.

I don’t see much of that trend on the ‘Rock’ side of things I could also be out of touch with that but from searching and asking I’m not finding to many. There are the huge applause moments at a concert when say Pete Wentz steps up with Cobra Starship but as a recording it seems only the dance house gets the match ups. Wonder why. Ego or Cash flow?
 

Mary Magpie Hits Shuffle And Discovers A Hypocritical Jerk

1. Dare4distance- Nevershoutnever!
A song that I haven’t listened to since mid-November. Filler track by a hypocritical jerk.

2. Appreciation and the Bomb- The Spill Canvas
Wonderful band, one who is WAY better than people give them credit for. Catchy and fun and addictive.

3. Dear June- Nickasaur!
Techno and electronic and a wonderful voice, Nickasaur! puts a smile on my face.

4. Caught in the Rain- October Fall

Way underrated and deserving of some sort of recognition, October Fall is a band that always comes up on shuffle- fate perhaps?

5. Toxic- A Static Lullaby(cover)

Great cover of Spears’ song, and this version is so preferable, I learned it on the bass.

6. Hello, Brooklyn- All Time Low

Brings me back to summer, it’s a great song that I can’t resist listening to more than once.

7. Don’t Rain on my Parade- Glee

Beautiful voice, and I know that many of my fellow writers don’t agree, but hey- no need to rain on my parade.
8. Not While I’m Around- Sweeney Todd
Favourite musical, favourite song, favourite actor.
9. Rested Eyes Tell No Lies- 2*Sweet
Who has heard of this band? No one? -ahem- they ARE broken up, but it’s totally worth a listen- they’re great.
10. Run To You- The Rocket Summer
Beautiful and serenading, it’s a song that I fall asleep to every night.