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Patti Smith: OVER RATED
Patti Smith: OVER RATED

OK, I give up.

I’ve tried to be nice for decades now but Patti Smith SUCKS.

Here is her career: one great song, “Piss Factory”, one greatest album of all time contender Horses, another great song “Rock N Roll Nigger”, another great song with Bruce, “Because The Night”, excellent backing vocals on R.E.M.’s last perfect moment “E-Bow The Letter” and a deeply felt left field later career classic “About A Boy”. A Poem here and there. And that’s it. 

And she has been shoving it down our throats for decades.

Fucking Sam Sheppard doesn’t make you a playwrite, having kids with Fred “Sonic” Smith doesn’t make you a a groupie and having Dylan tune your guitar doesn’t make William Burroughs.

Last night there was a terrible P.O.V. documentary on PBS “Dream Of Life” about Patti. An unwatchablly flaterring portrait of the artist as an artist. Around twenty minutes in I turned it off… Is this what we want to do with our heroes? Lie about em? Fuck this shit.



4 Comments
  1. Mike: Horses is a great album, get it.hel: Try Morrissey's cover of "redondo Beach"

  2. she fucked everything.I missed that phase of the Village by like 5 years… freakin parents. By the time I could read a map to get there, all the really obscure stuff was common. :(

  3. I always thought Tom Verlaine totally stole her vocal style. Listen to that first Television album and he sounds like a male Patti Smith-She fucked him too, apparently. I know very little about her, but what Ive heard ive liked.

  4. oh my god I thought it was Jack White, more coffee please. She sucks. She got her self entangled in the Village art scene and became their harry queen. Cant tolerate her for a second

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